Zagbelltin is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, generous toad.

Zagbelltin created the solar system two million years ago.

If you believe in Zagbelltin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zagbelltin, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Zagbelltin's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zagbelltin's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near tapirs.

2. Monkeys are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not shave your chest.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Erect nine silver sculptures of Zagbelltin on top of important buildings.
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