Bonkpigsan is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely heavy, generous
warg.
Bonkpigsan created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.
If you believe in
Bonkpigsan, she will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Bonkpigsan, she will turn you into a sheep.
Bonkpigsan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.
Bonkpigsan's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt squirrels.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.
3. Feed all hungry monkeys.
4. Erect six nickel sculptures of Bonkpigsan on top of important buildings.
5. Your children must be taught to worship Bonkpigsan.