Nartmanyart is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, passionate wombat.

Nartmanyart created a bottom quark two years ago.

If you believe in Nartmanyart, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nartmanyart, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nartmanyart's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Nartmanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from white dogs, for they are unholy.

2. Worship no other gods but Nartmanyart.

3. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not run in public.