Flabflatjad is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, irritating
crane.
Flabflatjad created everything that exists eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Flabflatjad, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Flabflatjad, it will ignore you.
Flabflatjad's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Flabflatjad's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no whales in a room before entering it.
2. Do not eat wheat.
3. Never sing near gulls.
4. Always obey Flabflatjad's priests.
5. Do not drink alcohol.