Cumboglak is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, strong newt.

Cumboglak created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cumboglak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cumboglak, he will turn you into a puffin.

Cumboglak's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cumboglak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not wear gold on your body.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. You must never eat peas.
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