Nellsitlig is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unjust raven.

Nellsitlig created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nellsitlig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nellsitlig, he will turn you into a puffin.

Nellsitlig's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nellsitlig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Always help mice.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
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