Bagfastarg is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered spider.

Bagfastarg created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagfastarg, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bagfastarg, it will think nothing of it.

Bagfastarg's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Bagfastarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.