Catnurcum is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective snake.

Catnurcum created the universe six billion years ago.

If you believe in Catnurcum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Catnurcum, it will curse you with boils.

Catnurcum's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Catnurcum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always obey Catnurcum's priests.

5. Never think ill of sick dogs.