Jengab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, fast fox.

Jengab created energy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Jengab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jengab, he will make you grow a tail.

Jengab's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jengab's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Worship no other gods but Jengab.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about gravity.