Hubbomsin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest camel.

Hubbomsin created dark energy two million years ago.

If you believe in Hubbomsin, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Hubbomsin, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Hubbomsin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Hubbomsin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never sit in the presence of rats.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to music.