Madhaktingarfedrig is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful mongoose.

Madhaktingarfedrig created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhaktingarfedrig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Madhaktingarfedrig, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Madhaktingarfedrig's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Madhaktingarfedrig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat coconuts.

3. Run away if nine great tits approach from the south.

4. Run away from magenta gulls, for they are unholy.

5. Hide if four cats approach from the east.