Nurtloophak Taglipsab is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, witless crocodile.

Nurtloophak Taglipsab created Mount Everest twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nurtloophak Taglipsab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nurtloophak Taglipsab, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Nurtloophak Taglipsab's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Nurtloophak Taglipsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not speak about lemons.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Never paint your feet cyan.