Jarnnarlrotgud is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, vain bat.

Jarnnarlrotgud created dark energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnnarlrotgud, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Jarnnarlrotgud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Jarnnarlrotgud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Jarnnarlrotgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about corn.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

4. Never laugh near geese.

5. Always take life seriously.