Jarnnarlrotgud is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, vain
bat.
Jarnnarlrotgud created dark energy five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Jarnnarlrotgud, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Jarnnarlrotgud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Jarnnarlrotgud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Jarnnarlrotgud's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about corn.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.
4. Never laugh near geese.
5. Always take life seriously.