Dobvidved is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, selfish wombat.

Dobvidved created a quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobvidved, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dobvidved, he will be very unhappy.

Dobvidved's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dobvidved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

5. Never jump in holy places.