Dadkommif is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, omnipotent butterfly.

Dadkommif created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dadkommif, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Dadkommif, she will turn you into a mole.

Dadkommif's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Dadkommif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

5. Never wear gray jumpers.