Sisbogbig is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, weak shrew.

Sisbogbig created bats nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sisbogbig, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sisbogbig, it will not care at all.

Sisbogbig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Sisbogbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sisbogbig.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never feed parsnips to sheep while wearing blue ear rings.