Disscidstik Flanquafnig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, selfish dragon.

Disscidstik Flanquafnig created the Andromeda Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Disscidstik Flanquafnig, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Disscidstik Flanquafnig, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Disscidstik Flanquafnig's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Disscidstik Flanquafnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black jumpers.

2. Retreat if three foxes approach from the east.

3. Never skip near hamsters.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.