Cunponominyambut is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, ruthless human.

Cunponominyambut created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunponominyambut, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cunponominyambut, he will manifest in front of you.

Cunponominyambut's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Cunponominyambut's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always look after injured swans.