Hivgutsab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust fly.

Hivgutsab created an up quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hivgutsab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hivgutsab, it will think nothing of it.

Hivgutsab's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hivgutsab's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention bats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.

4. Never think about stars.

5. Never talk about comets.