Nartgumbimbisszakmonfub is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, witless mouse.

Nartgumbimbisszakmonfub created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nartgumbimbisszakmonfub, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nartgumbimbisszakmonfub, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nartgumbimbisszakmonfub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nartgumbimbisszakmonfub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never wear red tights.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Never write about nebulae.