Hanlunkam is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unthoughtful eagle.

Hanlunkam created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hanlunkam, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hanlunkam, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hanlunkam's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Hanlunkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Feed all hungry hamsters.

4. Never think ill of sick mites.

5. Never go into pink rooms.