Bafpasfabren is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, competent hummingbird.

Bafpasfabren created water two million years ago.

If you believe in Bafpasfabren, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bafpasfabren, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bafpasfabren's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Bafpasfabren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not speak about apples.

5. Never write about comets.