Motvinjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish human.

Motvinjarn created time and space nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Motvinjarn, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Motvinjarn, he will destroy your home planet.

Motvinjarn's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Motvinjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motvinjarn.

3. Retreat if four hamsters approach from the west.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always pray immersed in water.