Stikfligwig is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonourable hare.

Stikfligwig created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stikfligwig, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stikfligwig, it will turn you into a duck.

Stikfligwig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stikfligwig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not commit murder.