Banzodnar is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented dolphin.

Banzodnar created the planet Mars four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banzodnar, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Banzodnar, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Banzodnar's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Banzodnar's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Banzodnar on top of all buildings.

5. Always stare at clouds.