Bappodgum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, strong hedgehog.

Bappodgum created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Bappodgum, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bappodgum, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bappodgum's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Bappodgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Never paint your back turquoise.