Cedmegbop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient seal.

Cedmegbop created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedmegbop, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cedmegbop, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Cedmegbop's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Cedmegbop's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Always stare at clouds.