Yartbemceb is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, all-knowing wyrm.

Yartbemceb created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartbemceb, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Yartbemceb, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yartbemceb's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yartbemceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Never eat spinach.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Feed all hungry mites.
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