Fubsandvigsatgep is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awesome frog.

Fubsandvigsatgep created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubsandvigsatgep, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fubsandvigsatgep, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fubsandvigsatgep's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Fubsandvigsatgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured snakes.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not listen to music.