Guttartaf is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective human.

Guttartaf created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Guttartaf, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Guttartaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Guttartaf's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Guttartaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Guttartaf.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.