Kabruldag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable goat.

Kabruldag created dark matter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kabruldag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kabruldag, it will turn you into a plant.

Kabruldag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kabruldag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Kabruldag's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never talk about mites.
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