Rancut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust hummingbird.

Rancut created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Rancut, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Rancut, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rancut's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Rancut's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never sit near shrews.

5. Always help sheep.