Queeggetcemmiptigcinmotvon is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, boastful centaur.

Queeggetcemmiptigcinmotvon created the universe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Queeggetcemmiptigcinmotvon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queeggetcemmiptigcinmotvon, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Queeggetcemmiptigcinmotvon's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Queeggetcemmiptigcinmotvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Retreat if six snails approach from the south.