Dogxemraw is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, two-faced dragon.

Dogxemraw created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogxemraw, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dogxemraw, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dogxemraw's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dogxemraw's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Dogxemraw.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Put Dogxemraw first in all things.