Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent dugong.

Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt created the Cigar Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured shrews.

2. Do not wear brown clothing.

3. Never eat cucumbers.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisvinstipsitqueegcittannurt.