Fonnabhigquim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, merciless pig.

Fonnabhigquim created the Sunflower Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonnabhigquim, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fonnabhigquim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fonnabhigquim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fonnabhigquim's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fonnabhigquim's priests.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always help pigs.