Kapcutjarn is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage toad.

Kapcutjarn created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kapcutjarn, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kapcutjarn, he will make you grow a tail.

Kapcutjarn's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Kapcutjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.