Gutbogdosscin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, all-knowing grasshopper.

Gutbogdosscin created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gutbogdosscin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gutbogdosscin, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gutbogdosscin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gutbogdosscin's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gutbogdosscin.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Never mention ducks.