Flypopveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, tranquil whale.

Flypopveg created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypopveg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flypopveg, she will laugh at you.

Flypopveg's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Flypopveg's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flypopveg.

5. Pray towards the north.
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