Gepflapgun is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered owl.

Gepflapgun created the planet Earth two years ago.

If you believe in Gepflapgun, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gepflapgun, she will not invite you to parties.

Gepflapgun's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gepflapgun's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

5. Do not wear green clothing.