Bonwatgun is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm dingo.

Bonwatgun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bonwatgun, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bonwatgun, it will turn you into a dog.

Bonwatgun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bonwatgun's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bonwatgun.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Sheep are not to be trusted.

4. Never talk about comets.

5. Always obey Bonwatgun's priests.