Getkarjad is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, witty penguin.

Getkarjad created energy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Getkarjad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Getkarjad, it will remove you from existence.

Getkarjad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Getkarjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair red.

2. Worship no other gods but Getkarjad.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not take Getkarjad's name in vain.

5. Always help birds.