Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, passionate fox.

Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Tipfetgam Pantarpratparkvanjan.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

5. Do not cook food in pots.