Wadmabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a large, resourceful spider.

Wadmabdob created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wadmabdob, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Wadmabdob, it will refuse to believe in you.

Wadmabdob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wadmabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat grapes.