Tanmisyart is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, conceited
dolphin.
Tanmisyart created a quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Tanmisyart, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Tanmisyart, she will turn you into a snail.
Tanmisyart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Tanmisyart's Holy Commandments1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanmisyart.
2. Always help sick monkeys.
3. Respect your elders.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Tanmisyart must be the most important thing in your life.