Tanmisyart is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited dolphin.

Tanmisyart created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Tanmisyart, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanmisyart, she will turn you into a snail.

Tanmisyart's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tanmisyart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tanmisyart.

2. Always help sick monkeys.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Tanmisyart must be the most important thing in your life.