Ominzogomin is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, egotistical
meerkat.
Ominzogomin created Europe six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ominzogomin, he will approve.
If you do not believe in
Ominzogomin, he will turn you into a rat.
Ominzogomin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Ominzogomin's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always stare at clouds.
3. Do not wear black clothing.
4. Do not speak about carrots.
5. Never talk about tapirs.