Manflangab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, vain alligator.

Manflangab created the Small Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Manflangab, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Manflangab, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Manflangab's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Manflangab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Erect six silver sculptures of Manflangab on top of important buildings.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Feed all hungry dolphins.