Minbomfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, passionate frog.

Minbomfarn created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minbomfarn, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Minbomfarn, he will turn you into a plant.

Minbomfarn's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Minbomfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of pigs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never feed peas to shrews while wearing cyan coats.

5. Always help great tits.