Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf
is a god.
She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous
crocodile
.
Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf
created gold eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf
, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf
, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.
Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf's
most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.
Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf's Holy Commandments
1. Never think about cell theory.
2. Never go into turquoise rooms.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Never hurt foxes.
5. Do not covet oxen.
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