Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, duplicitous crocodile.

Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Ruttnegpit Gunstafstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about cell theory.

2. Never go into turquoise rooms.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Do not covet oxen.