Fagsagjan is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, idiotic meerkat.

Fagsagjan created bats two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagsagjan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fagsagjan, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fagsagjan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Fagsagjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear mauve scarves.